I GOT ATTACKED BY A BAT…no really, I did.
Here’s what happened. Melissa was the coolest roommie ever and agreed to go on a trip to Border’s with me to get a book that I’ve been waiting for that came out Sept. 1st (of course, they STILL didn’t have it in, so it was a complete waste of 2 hours of my life. We left our apartment at 3:45 and didn’t get home til 5:40). So after the failed Border’s attempt, we went to B&BW to get a wallflower thing with Melissa’s gift card to make our apartment smell nice. We still had half an hour before the next bus came, so we went to go sit on some benches in the shade. We went to this “alley” (not a scary one. It had like archways and vines and what-not…it was a kind of “cove…”) and we were walking through it to a bench that was in the alley and a bat swooped down on us and flew so close to my head. I had to seriously get down on all 4’s to avoid it. Melissa said: That was a BAT!! I said: No, that was just a bird with a big wingspan. Melissa: No, it was a bat. I’m telling you. When it attacked you I got a good look. Me: No way! Bat’s live in caves and they like the dark. It wouldn’t be out here in the open! Melissa: Whatever.
So, we went and sat down and I was looking up in the vines and then I saw it, hanging upside down! Me: Holy Crud!! That’s a bat! Melissa (calmly): I told you.
So, I start freaking out. I mean, I just got attacked by a bat! What if it had bitten me? Would I have become a vampire? Then Melissa went to take a picture with her phone (she was really upset she didn’t have her camera) and she was like: If it bites me, will you slay me before I become a vampire? Me: What if you’re like a Twilight vampire? Then I don’t have the powers needed to kill you. I’d have to get a werewolf. Melissa: Well then can we team together? Me: As long as you drink animal blood and not human blood. Melissa: Sounds good.
So, she got her picture and we hung out in the cave for a bit until some little girls came over with there Bajio’s. We decided to leave, but now that I think back on it, we really should’ve warned them. What if the bat was Mexican?
*Can you see him? He’s the black thing. He looks small when he’s all curled up but his wing span was HUGE!!*
Anyway, that’s my exciting story from the week. Also, some stuff you might be interested in:
-I got my first calling as FHE Group Leader (I’m the Mom).
-I’m sorry if I don’t call people enough. I just know you’re busy with work and the only time I have to call people is in between classes when you’re at work!
-A creepy RM gave me and Aimee his number after talking to us for like 5 minutes (and making sure we didn’t have boyfriends on missions…)
Okay, I think that’s it… I was feeling like there was more but…whatever.
5 comments:
Wow, what excitement. I am shocked I hadn't heard of it earlier. Glad you're well and not eternally condemned! And what is this, you're reading harry potter again? Silly, girl you need to check out the hunger games from the library!
I'm working on it. patience.
I second the Hunger Games comment. What are the odds that the bat and the creepy RM are actually one and the same???
HAHAHA Kimberly you make me laugh so much! That is too funny, who would of thought bats come out in the day time? (and I liked your twilight conversation). I miss you and hope college is treating you well!
P.S. Sorry about the creepy RM, that is no bueno!
Bahahaha! I could so totally see this happening! I'm so not surprised that you some how managed to pull Twilight and werewolves into it though...so Kimberly of you. I got attacked by bats once...but it was at night in a public bathroom. That was not fun. Anywho! You should have said that your boyfriend was hanging out in the alley. That way the creepy RM would go in to check it out and then BAM! BAT!
Hahaha, I don't know how I survive without you. :P
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